Cheesecake preview!

Been a while since I posted...
Here is a preview of cheesecakey things to come



BEWBS! Enjoy, internet pervs!

Sightings!

Yesterday the fiance saw this big ole bird (a peregrine falcon) while at a conference in Ohio. What a gorgeous bird!

Scowly!

Birdly!

Photos courtesy Daniel Zaleski

And look out, cuz I saw what was arguably the awesomest cloud ever on my way to work! It looked exactly like a snail!!! But not a regular snail, a snail with a little plume of cloud coming off his hind end, implying some sort of speedy mutant snail! It made my morning.

Today someone told me that it doesn't take much to make my day. I took it as a compliment! If a cloud and some dusty cardboard boxes and a slice of pizza can make me happy, imagine the utter squee-itude when we got engaged! Seriously, I think the neighbors thought someone was murdering a giant mouse or trying to communicate with superman.

HUMP DAY

Halfway through the week, and I shall ring it in with a terrible drawing.

It's a hump, maybe.

Enjoy the rest of your hump-free week! Okay, sorry I didn't mean to put a witching on your love life.

Enjoy your humps.

Musings on thistles

Did you know artichokes are just big thistles!? You don't really care, do you? WELL TOO FRIGGIN BAD THAT FACT IS NOW IN YOUR BRAIN TAKING UP PRECIOUS REAL ESTATE!

The only reason I posted this is because I had an artichoke for dinner tonight, which always evokes fond memories of my mom. My mama and I would eat artichokes and watch girl movies when my brother was out of the house as a kid, as he hated both. And as I did then, I scalded the tip of my tongue off as I ate it. Ouch. Time to soothe it with peanut butter and chocolate chips on a piece of toast.

What my dad does on the weekends

Oh dear.


This is one of my favorite one-panels I have ever done, and since it features something totally ridiculous and offensive to PETA, I thought the internet should know about it. See those little buggy goat eyes? They are saying "Eat me, pretentious vegans, for I am delicious (seriously!)"

You're welcome, the internet.

Third-degree burns

Solstice my ass.
Summer has begun when my steering wheel is too hot to touch when I leave work in the afternoon.

Star Trek!

So I'm back from a weekend of fun with the family! I was going to write a post somewhere along the lines of "fun stuff I did last weekend", but then STAR TREK happened. I finally saw it with the fam back home, and holy jeez! It was awesome! Then I was going to review the movie, but I realized that the internet is full of nerds, and therefore presumably full of star trek reviews. And really, I don't give a damn about debating the merits of the movie; it was full of win! So here's my tack; I shall now break down for you the boneability (scientific term!) of each character. So press on, dear reader, and learn who to lust after!

SUBJECT ONE: NYOTA UHURA



+ Great body
+ Sexy eyes
- No gonads

OVERALL SCORE: BONEABLE




SUBJECT TWO: HIKARU SULU

+ Okay looking
+ Skilled at fencing
- Kind of boring

OVERALL SCORE: ALMOST BONEABLE

SUBJECT THREE: MONTGOMERY SCOTT

+ Hilarious
+ Said "I'm givin' 'er all she's got, captain!"
- A little dumpy

OVERALL SCORE: ALMOST BONEABLE (may get a pass for being Shaun of the dead)

SUBJECT FOUR: "BONES"

+ Fairly attractive
+ Said "Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!"
- All he has left are his bones

OVERALL SCORE: KIND OF BONEABLE

SUBJECT FIVE: PAVEL CHEKOV

DANGER! ADVERTENCIA! ACHTUNG!

JAILBAIT!!!!!


SUBJECT SIX: JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK


+ Cute x10
+ Can take a punch (double points!)
+ Awesome name
- Man whore

OVERALL SCORE: HIGHLY BONEABLE

SUBJECT SEVEN: SPOCK (NOT SPOCK PRIME!)


+ Fairly attractive
+ Genius
- Haircut so bad it defies the laws of physics
- Confuses my brain due to memories of Leonard Nimoy
+/- Likes choking people (depends on what you're into)

OVERALL SCORE: HIGHLY BONEABLE

SUBJECT EIGHT: NERO


*Hurp!*
*Hlllgh*
*Lllp*
*BLAAAAAARFFFF!*

I think I need to lie down.