What?

Check this mantis out? He's all "what? What? Whaaaaaat?"

photo courtesy Igor Siwanowicz via Ugly Overload

Of course, if some dude shoved a macro lens in my face and started snapping pictures, I'd probably be a little put off too. I imagine that he was hanging out, cleaning off his diabolical pincers after a tasty grub or something and Igor got up in his face and he thought to himself: Why is this dude staring at me? Is there something on my face? Did I get some grub juice on his macro lens? what!?
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, guy, but those striped pants you're wearing make your ass look fat. Sorry, man.

This dude I took with my cell maybe like a year or two back...hence the terrible quality and my brother's caption...

T-Rizzex in da hizzouse! (he doesn't know it's 2009 and
PEOPLE DON'T TALK LIKE THAT ANY MORE!)

The best part is how this dinosaur is tagged as me on facebook! every time I look at it I snicker!